Fact - garages are full of cool stuff.

Fact - Garages are the black hole of household crap.
Fact - Garages Black holes are clutch spots to find really cool/random/should-have-been-thrown-away-years-ago stuff. Like broken chairs. Power tools. Hammocks.
Fact - CCM hockey gloves makes great beer holders.
Fact - I'm kind of a quirky dork.
Fact - Marc Andre Fleury would approve.