Mustached corn dogs.

Somewhere between "one more drink" and "what time is it?" an executive decision was made to leave the vast land of Brooklyn and hunt down corn dogs. In the process, fake mustaches were discovered being dispensed from the type of machine normally reserved for baseball cards or shiny stickers. Corn dogs were purchased; some consumed immediately, others jammed into coat pockets for the trip back to Brooklyn.

Did I mention LP was back in town? This should all make sense now.