May flowers should be here next week.

Goodbye February snow, hello April showers monsoons.

Wait, what month is it?

Today's weather was one of those wicked storms that simply sucks, and there is absolutely no other word to accurately describe it. Today's rain went left, right, and right up everyone's pants. Umbrellas were futile and only added to the excess drip-age everywhere once inside.

But no, seriously. What the eff is with today's storms. There were MOATS on every street corner, and I believe I saw a young man trying to hail a cab from the safety and comfort of a canoe.

Sorry, the camera card was full for that one.